A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
Get the suicidal mopedmug. For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.
Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”
by Colajerk June 27, 2021
Get the Suicidemug. An objective, according to everyone but yourself, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2015
Get the business-suicidemug. Getting oneself whacked by the mob.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
Get the New Jersey suicidemug. Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
Get the Quasi-suicidalmug. When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
by Gingeabz February 28, 2021
Get the Suicide Sundaymug. by aaronsimpsforpeople November 21, 2021
Get the jaxx suicidemug.