To be duped by The Machine of Consumerism to buy things you didn't know you "need" or "want" for the seemingly reasonable price of $4.99.
When you go to a mass retailer for some toilet paper and your total bill is over $50, you've been Four-Ninetynined!
"I would really like to take a vacation but I Four-Ninetynined myself to a staycation at Motel 6"
"I would really like to take a vacation but I Four-Ninetynined myself to a staycation at Motel 6"
by Kmt5161 April 28, 2013

``` SEPTEMBER 20 ```
National Get On All Fours Day!
This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.
National Get On All Fours Day!
This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.
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