Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
by DenaLee June 22, 2016
Get the semi true storymug. A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.
She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015
Get the alaskan storymug. Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this
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Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Get the Important storymug. by Racquees August 31, 2023
Get the Nick Storymug. Part 2 - Kyla's sex story ;)
From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.
After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.
Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.
After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.
Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
Get the Sex Storymug. a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
by heartkid March 18, 2024
Get the houston love storymug. There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
Get the False underdog storymug.