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California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!
That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.
by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017
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California

A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.
Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
by DabbingIsSo2015 May 13, 2021
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California Coleslaw

When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked
Jim over there just had some california coleslaw
by Gary Morgan March 15, 2019
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hollister, california

hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,
some foo: aye where u from

some other foo: hollister, california
by PShyttt408 February 17, 2022
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california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.
She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag
by Retardland November 7, 2013
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California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.
"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach
by Zinopo February 6, 2025
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Texas, California

The server for amberhub.com is based off.
by P1_Dex January 1, 2022
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