Hot Craig

The term given to being drunk, passing out and wetting yourself, before pouring a pint of beer over yourself in order to cover it up.
I was at a gig last night and got so drunk I ended up hot craiging myself.
by DirtyProtester October 01, 2009
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Hot Fat

A term that is used to describe a man or woman who despite being a little fat, is still quite hot and attractive. A male can maintain hotness whilst being fat due to muscularity and facial attractiveness. A female can sustain hotness while being chubby by having an attractive face and voluptuous curves in the right places.
Yo that dude is kinda fat but he’s still pretty hot. He’s a hot fat.

Wow that chick is a big ol broad, but damn she’s still hot. She’s a hot fat.
by Casualfat October 30, 2017
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Wedding Hot

Referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. This is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small space over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.

Similar to work hot.
noah- "That chick from the wedding was hot."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."
by Adam Wolfson August 22, 2007
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Hot Ring

When an individual eats a plethora of spicy foods, and then the next day takes a huge dump. This resulting burning sensation around the ring of your anus is known as hot ring. Feels similar to a scorching case of herpes.
Last night I ate three atomic peppers from Juan's Taco shack. The next day I had the worst hot ring.
by Danarchist December 24, 2006
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hot dog

A dog that is hot
by Riley Eve May 25, 2018
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hot karl

Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
by Davyd R. Bard November 05, 2003
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Hot Brick

1. A very Steamy Dump.
2. See #1
Man, I just ate 10 Whiteys. I have to go drop a Hot Brick.
by TheyCallMyNamesBrian January 05, 2007
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