An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024
Get the sausage storymug. by Palmtree666 January 7, 2024
Get the Three Story Bungalowedmug. James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."
"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."
"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
by maria728 December 1, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
Get the shit storiesmug. Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
by DenaLee June 22, 2016
Get the semi true storymug. There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
Get the False underdog storymug. by Anonymous€£¥• November 28, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug.