This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
by Kingsheriffdaddy August 08, 2021
When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.
Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."
You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."
You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."
by SmollYeti November 30, 2021
by Maraswole April 03, 2020
When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.
by connerpppp November 02, 2020
Absolute shitfucks that simp for a 16 year old anime character named Izuki Midoriya AKA Deku from the anime My Hero Academia. They usually are absolute fatlards with a deku bodypillow and they live in an apartment complex in anaheim. In rare cases, they can be skinny/built and claim to be a DS(deku simp), but usually are just all might fans, other times the DS are anorexic and are watching their 88th rerun of MHA with their severely cumstained deku body pillow. Most also claim to be lgbtq and prove it by making shitty fanart of deku with a 20 inch horsecock railing another male character in the show, other times is by getting sent 25 letters a day by their absent father, all saying why he should have put the DS on a washcloth.
Carmen winstead is an absolute deku simp, that’s her father left! We should also put her down a sewer drain
by Jackinator84 June 13, 2022
i simp for gaara
by kazekage gaara November 11, 2021