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Uncanny Polite

adj.

That eerie feeling when someone’s politeness is so unnervingly perfect and mechanical, it sets off your internal alarms. It’s the kind of fake niceness that feels like a mask hiding something darker—too smooth, too rehearsed, like a polite robot lurking just beneath the surface. When someone’s uncanny polite, you don’t just feel uneasy—you instinctively brace for manipulation or hidden intentions.
“I don’t trust her—she’s always so uncanny polite, like she’s planning something behind that smile. It feels like a trap somehow.”
by Iccento May 24, 2025
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Rollie Polie

A state of complete social withdrawal, typically induced by excessive consumption of ecstasy. When someone shells up and becomes a human pill bug(rollie polie) cocooned in their own space, avoiding eye contact, mumbling to themselves, and basically disappearing into the corner of the function or gathering like a bug retreating into its shell. It’s like you took too much E and now you're a lowkey bugged out version of your former self.
Example:
“Yo, Byron just went rollie polie . He been in the corner, hugging the wall, and hasn’t said a word in two hours.”
by Xx_RadioSilence_Xx August 16, 2025
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The ageless policy

This term is used only for the most shit-tacular bands. it can also be used to describe a homosexual.
that guy loves the sausage he is such an ageless policy
by woulja blowme September 15, 2004
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expansionary monetary policy

Getting more money all the time. Continuous money supply because you're ballin'.
As I was selling crack I was experiencing an expansionary monetary policy.
by Micah Bray January 4, 2008
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Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.
The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.
by Laurie Means Business January 26, 2014
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US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)
Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval
by Sexydimma June 10, 2017
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The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.
Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy
by Cthun October 30, 2018
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