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Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.
“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?
by millczarr June 19, 2021
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Crack Money

Balls in my but
by jsdiouwehd May 22, 2022
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Cracking Plur

A word which expresses a footballers top quality skills.
Jamie Fucking Vardy is a cracking plur, what a finish.
by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020
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crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner
"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"
by Cringe nation November 25, 2015
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crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
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FREE CRACK!

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023
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Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.
Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023
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