National Boyfriend day

!!!!Today is October 23 Your boyfriend can do whatever dirty things to you!!!
Hey babe Today is national Boyfriend day, I can do whatever i want to you
by Blake The Duckie October 23, 2020
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National rape day

National rape day its a day where you can rape others
Person 2:Hey dude have you heard of national rape day?
Person: Yes! Its not a fucking real thing stupid ass
Person 2: I wanted to say that but eh your right
by Miriam_stop.being_sucha_potato November 03, 2021
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National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.
Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.
by Bigdoggy May 08, 2021
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National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo.
Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*
by Guy in need of coochie October 26, 2019
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National Skirt Day (NSD)

National Skirt Day, this is a day when all the girls where I live wear a skirt for the entire day. Some have panties under the skirt, some have thongs and g-strings under the skirt, and some girls wear nothing under the skirt. This day is the day in which one girl will not have think in their minds..."Will I be the only girl wearing a skirt today?"

National Skirt Day is on the date of-- March 10th and it started the year of 1998, so, the very first National Skirt Day was, 3/10/1998. March 10, 1998 was the start of National Skirt Day, so be honored to know that the tenth day in March is a very special day. NATIONAL SKIRT DAY.
Man- "Hey girl, are you wearing a skirt for me tomorrow?"

Girl- "Yes, I am wearing a skirt tomorrow, but not for you. I am wearing one because it is National Skirt Day tomorrow."
by E-Thug May 28, 2005
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National No Bitches Day

National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.
Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!
by Dudebroe April 26, 2022
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National no homo day

You can be sus too the boys with our saying no homo😏
Me: walk yo too John and kiss him
John: say no homo
Me: nah it’s National no homo day
John: well bet daddy
by Daddy jay sus October 22, 2020
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