WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING

WHAAI IZ DE KART NAT MOOOVING??!?!

tf2 spy: "WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING!!!" NGNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jarate September 14, 2022

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.

"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."

by GriZag December 3, 2013

The Mississippi Mudslide Move

A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton

Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament

by GoonLairLandlord March 26, 2025

Pull the Ivana/Ivana Move/Ivana

When you drink too much alcohol that you have to cry and overthink until it’s funny for everyone.

Person A: (drunk) „you hate me don’t you?“
Person B: „Don’t pull the Ivana/Ivana move/Ivana“

by Jakeheartache April 14, 2023

Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

by Krig6user December 31, 2021

Moving

The act of moving by distance; and or raising financial status by succeeding in every day life.

The bosses are moving very efficiently with their money.

by little stitch 101 August 14, 2021

Sim Move

A "Sim Move" is when a person does something uncharacteristic of human behavior or action.

How can someone shower while there house is on fire, that's a Sim Move.

by Weed John January 3, 2020