March 12

the people born on march 12th are not swag and they smell like soggy doritos and are poor ‼️‼️ just for you kiyomi 😆😆

Me: When’s your birthday?
Girl: March 12th
Me: Lmao you suck ass , *leaves like a swag person*

by lonlonspeakstruth March 22, 2021

March 6

Dumb bitches are born on March 6th. Don't go near or their dumb bitch with rub off on you!

Person: he was born on March 6th?
Other person: yeah he's a dumb bitch

by UwU big pot March 27, 2021

March 12

If you were born on March 12th, congrats! You are a clown. People born on March 12th usually turn out being the biggest clowns on earth. Also they have a low IQ.

”When is your birthday?”
”March 12th.”
”Oh, a clown..”

by stan l00na October 15, 2019

March 12

March 12 is the official day for all the the ugly beg cheaters. A day for sore losers

Hey ugly beg cheating asss bitch ass hoe it’s March 12, your day.

by Lolbyebitch October 16, 2019

March Madness

Sports Fans: The NCAA College Basketball Tournament

EDM Fans: Ultra Music Festival, EDC New Mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.

Sports Fans: Dude, are you gonna watch March Madness on TV tonight?

EDM Fans: March Madness New Mexico Everybody! Who is ready to smash the fucking house!

by ThatOneDJ March 2, 2015

March Madness

'Noun'

An event in which people (primarily Caucasian men dating back to 1939) complete paper brackets to win money.

"Dallas are you doing March madness this year?"
Dallas-"fuck yeah, I wouldn't miss it."

by Eazy_e06 July 25, 2016

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017