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Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Lebron Male

Phil Phung: Lebron James is such a Lebron Male
by Bruh Zhou June 26, 2021
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Papa Male

A male human that transcends the greek alphabet and it's alpha/beta/sigma nonsense.
This guy is in the phonetic alphabet.
He is a Papa male.
The ultimate daddy.
Tom is just so attractive in every way. There is no one like him. He's a true Papa male.
by Papa of the North August 29, 2023
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skibidi sigma rizzler male

While the common sigma male is often over used and indeed not that rare being a whopping 1% of the population the rare skibidi sigma rizzler male has only ever been seen once in the humanoid form. That of Timothy W Hoogerdijik whose feats are incomprehensible to the beta male mind, I will not even bother to list his accomplishments, just note that he truly does live up to the name .
"hey there mister skibidi sigma rizzler male is josh truly a lock down defender?" "I'm going to punch you know."
by Timboenjoyer June 5, 2024
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Male Wife

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."
by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024
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Donda Male

The highest type of male in the hierarchy, there are only 2 Donda’s in the world, one of them being Kanye West. Donda males stand higher than both alpha and sigma.
This guy is just saying Donda Donda Donda over and over again.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.
by GreedyNose1034 September 17, 2021
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alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male
by betamale1947 August 22, 2022
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