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Liam

A "Liam" is something sad.
My grandpa had a heart attack, it was very liam.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.
"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"
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Liam

an absolute top chap with a massive MASSIVE shlonger, with a very wide tip, it is stained white from how many times he has gooned to jensen ackles, his gay crush. he high key likes boys and will do anything for a one night stand with a man.
Man Liam really likes boys!!
by p0grz May 7, 2025
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Liam Baxter

A guy who loves futanari cock and has a 1 millimeter defeater.
Wow, I think that guy over there is Liam Baxter, he keeps watching the same futanari video on repeat. I also see him fapping his micro cock.
by futalover69 May 16, 2025
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Liam

1: A substitute for the N word and other slurs.
2: A small whimsical fellow that plays Shitty Skylines and looks like Dr Disrespect
A liam, liam liam!! :D

Liam, please stop gooning to road infrastructure
by stevenliamchutedrawer May 19, 2025
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Liam Joke

A Liam Joke is a joke that is intended to be funny, but is rather painfully unfunny and beyond generic. The origin of the phrase “Liam Joke” comes from Liam Griffiths (Born January 13, 1999) who constantly uses the joke “Guess what? Chicken butt” when interacting with his family.
PlayerColton2k: Guess what?
Big B: What?
PlayerColton2k: Chicken butt
Big B: Wow, I’m pissing my pants so hard. You just told a Liam Joke.
PlayerColton2k: What’s a Liam Joke?
Big B: A joke that’s not funny.
by mrberenisp4d0 May 22, 2025
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Liam

Liam is someone who finds his own way to comfort you. He may not always openly say that he cares or loves you, but he shows it in his own way. Liam is someone who will prioritise when you need it. He may agree to watch a 3 hour concert with you, even though he’s not interested in your taste in music, he’s happy that you’re happy and that he’s by your side. He will say that he’ll “sit through it” because he knows you’d love it. Who knows, Liam may make you a handmade bracelet, a way to show his affection, and without realising you end up wearing it for so many years. Liam is the type of person that can be your best friend as well, you can gossip with him about anyone. He isn’t the type of person to openly show affection, but he has his ways. For example, he would blow on your hair as a way of him kissing you. Liam is your comfort person.
I love Liammmmmm
by Curly muffins June 3, 2025
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