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lela jones

A hoe that thinks she can pull all he friends ex’s and thinks she as a butt so she puts on short shorts she lies to her friends face and Feels he self to much she is a hoe
Is that a hoe yes it Lela Jones
by Freaky bish January 12, 2019
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Jone

A mix of cuteness and evil. She loves eating and may become aggressive if she is very hungry. Also she is a bit crazy but nothing to worry about, or that is believed . Besides, she is an astonishing girl, every moment that you spend with her are amazing.

A rowboat and a ukelele are included.
Jone when is asked: Gg
by Txapata November 22, 2021
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Jenna Coker-Jones

Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.
Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.
by ccarriee April 11, 2021
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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.
Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white
by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014
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Jamari Jones

He a fine ass lightskin sexy af with dreads
Jamari Jones so mf fine
Jamari Jones my daddy
by My lil yea yea November 29, 2022
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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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