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Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020
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Fridays

A collaborative work friendship that consist of two individuals forming what some may call a coo to only work on Fridays, consistently refusing to work Monday - Thursday at all cost, with out PTO or sick days. The goal of this dynamic duo is to only work on Fridays until both are eventually terminated. To become a true fridays pair, you continue this cycle in several different work places upon being fired.
"I became fridays with david, i knew we were meant to be"

"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"

"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"

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by Vivalameggs June 13, 2022
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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
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Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay
by Beanieboy April 7, 2019
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Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
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freaky friday

When the person you are dating fucks a different girl on fridays.
p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
by sandwitchzz June 2, 2022
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Happy Friday

We say Happy Friday because Friday is a sacred holiday and a day for us to take the opportunity to free up our time, focus and be present and meditate, remind ourselves about God's blessing to us and pray to the God
Thank God It's Friday

Thank God I'm healthy and so wealthy as Health is wealth. Happy Friday
by Praiseworthy June 23, 2022
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