noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
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Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
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