A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
Get the California Dadmug. by 12344321 username May 23, 2024
Get the California Raspberrymug. The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the California Omelettemug. by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018
Get the California holstermug. He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by NavyDrew June 11, 2016
Get the California Earthquakemug. When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019
Get the The California cum shotmug. The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.
Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
by Gannimal October 28, 2021
Get the California Winter Railroadmug.