gorilla beans

A 'PG' term for holy shit or holy fuck or holy shit biscuit

" and i was just sat there thinking , holy gorilla beans"

by Obiwillkenobi November 24, 2016

bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

Cool beans

Something you say to express your appreciation for something, generally to the extent that it pisses off your friends.

Friend: Hey, did you see that new film? It was great!
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.

by solargaming143 February 22, 2019

Ween bean

A punk ass person that’s not about what they say and just act hard but really ain’t shit

“Your a ween bean bro your so fake and stay fronting”

by Dopeboy Cov June 4, 2018

Nigga Bean

something u call ur friend when they are really short or u say this when ur mad

1. awww ur my lil nigga bean amy
2.NIGGA BEANS, uh whyd u do that

by nigga.bean666drake November 26, 2019

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019