based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.

Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.

by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023

Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."

by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023

Based

Me

"I'm Based"

by fdaslhjfga;ksjdhfg;kajesgh;las March 24, 2022

Second Base

also known as Corey Seager.

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy

by nut4dgr July 11, 2020

based

based in reality

Person 1: There are only two genders.

Person 2: Based

by DaButcha Is Toxic May 22, 2023

Take ur base

take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.

• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
•

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Based

Meaning-losed word used by "dark" humor fans to describe anything with hateful (mysoginistic, homophobic, racist) remarks.

Some mf online: I fine the most hateful, discriminatory, awful act humanity could ever imagine
Some idiot: BaSeD

by Sylfia11 May 19, 2024