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Mellow roses

Hey Albert, would you like to smoke some mellow roses with me
by Peruvian Dave November 14, 2019
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Emily rose

Emily rose loves no one so it makes her a karen
by Pooplaaaaaa January 16, 2023
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Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.
I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!
by Banba Sed September 25, 2022
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rose-sexual

A sexuality where an individual is only attracted to Rose Elizabeth (sparkle) Crouch.
I am coming out as rose-sexual
by Sparkplelover September 24, 2023
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Rose Robinson

A Karen who gets angry at steaks.
A Karen who got annoyed with a steak called 'Big Daddy' in the UK, who referenced an Urban Dictionary definition as gospel to say it was offensive. Therefore a 'Rose Robinson' is a Karen who gets angry at Steaks.
by c0minzr April 16, 2023
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Rose

A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.

But the sex is incredible.
"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."

"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things
"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"
by Robiginal October 25, 2025
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