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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.
by Dictionary 122233 September 5, 2022
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Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021
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Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
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brandon

brandon is a bitch
brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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