when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug. The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
by AshLo907 April 18, 2025
Get the Suicide Swallowmug. Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner
by Mahngeat December 9, 2023
Get the Suicide Cornermug. When compassion for a group, individual, or ideology becomes so unconditional that it blinds you to danger, exploitation, or harm.
She kept forgiving her abusive partner out of suicidal empathy, until she had nothing left of herself.
by Aternias September 6, 2025
Get the suicidal empathymug. When you’re at party with various alcohols, you pour a mixture of all drinks into a shot glass and take it.
Vicky: I want another shot
Grave: what do you want?
Vicky: I don’t care, just give me a shot
Grave: you got it, here
Sara: umm what’s that?
Grave: a mixture of Jim beam, Jack daniels and absinthe; I call it the suicide shot.
Grave: what do you want?
Vicky: I don’t care, just give me a shot
Grave: you got it, here
Sara: umm what’s that?
Grave: a mixture of Jim beam, Jack daniels and absinthe; I call it the suicide shot.
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS April 20, 2023
Get the Suicide Shotmug. a guy who sends you a dick pic and blocks you immediately after, regardless if you’ve seen it or not
person 1: omfg he sent me an unsolicited dick pic then blocked me??
person 2: yeah he totally suicide bombed u
person 2: yeah he totally suicide bombed u
by draingangman May 24, 2022
Get the suicide bombedmug. the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
Get the competitive suicidalitymug.