Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 02, 2019
National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋
Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.
Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨
Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋
Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨
Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋
by April stars August 15, 2024
something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025