thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011

my dungarees arr up me shuck

A term used by farming folk Northern Ireland to show a slight discomfort in the underware department where ones underware is stuck in their anus

also see wedgey
also see shuck

"Awk fuck my dungarees arr up me shuck"

by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

tiana, my one and only, mi amor

the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.

i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"

by tiasoneandonly October 9, 2022

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch

Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

by Josval2 December 16, 2019

you are out my mind right now

Not really going to pay you any attention from this point on.

Esau Davis, you crazy, you are out my mind right now.

by Esau Davis November 22, 2007

I got hot sauce in my bag

A lyric from Beyonce's "Formation".

"I got hot sauce in my bag, swag."

by LA_bad_bitcc August 8, 2016

i'm just talking out my ass

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"

Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass

by Jose Boro February 2, 2017