Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Menstrual Man Muncher

A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men

Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

Rat man

Someone who will betray and or do something scummy for the pleasure and or enjoyment

Damn that guy just camped me what a fucking rat man

by A real rat man myself January 7, 2021

man

what the voice of Andrew Gonzales sounds like

dude I sound like Gonzales, I sound like a MAN today

by bizniz iz boomin! January 7, 2021

The perfect man

Tom Holland

- If only I had the perfect man by my side...(Tom Holland)

by Hollander No25.095.983 January 9, 2021

Podium Man

The man that stole the Speaker’s Podium from the US Capital building and put it for sale for $14k on EBay.

Person 1: “aye did you hear Podium Man got arrested?”
Person 2: “Did anyone buy the podium at least?”

by MakoTheArmenian January 10, 2021

No man’s land

The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted

“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
“Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough”

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021