Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

by ImBoaHancock January 7, 2023

i dont wanna do my homework

do it you lazy shit

it's due in 15 minutes and you've written a sentence haven't ya

"i dont wanna do my homework"
"what homework?"

by _xephyr May 19, 2022

I don’t wanna waste my time

I don’t wanna waste my time meaning

When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time

And wants to know if they will be by your side.

I don’t wanna waste my time I want you by my side

by Sandtoes December 7, 2020

Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema

Josh Vance’s first and most popular EP. The most notable song is “Title Track”, but the song “Tales of Pretzel Bites and Cheese” has gotten much recognition too. Other songs in this EP are “Watch for the Rats” and “$70”

Girl 1: Hey have you listened to Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema by Josh Vance

Girl 2: Oh hell yeah I listen to that shit every night

by theshmoefromoblock March 8, 2022

put da team on my back do

A term used to signify that you are going to do whatever it takes to give you (or your team) the victory.

Note: "Do" must be used after the phrase, or the sentence in which the phrase was used

I'm bout ta put da team on my back do... for this championship do.

Marshawn Lynch just made Darren Sharper look like a child when he put his team on his back do

by Jimmy Dean Jr. October 10, 2013

i go vroom vroom in my panties

when you like playing with hotwheels, you go vrrom vroom in your panties. vroom vroom

i like hotwheels * i go vroom vroom in my panties *

by fishpopulator69 March 11, 2022

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021