Fuck a Friend Friday

Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.

Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight

Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?

Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?

Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!

by PreMalone June 17, 2018

Fuck Off Face

A goofy, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing look. Much like a resting bitch face, but worse.

Your fuck off face is killing me, Kaitlin!

by bmgbitchez June 20, 2018

Fuck Liv Alvarez

A chant started at the Lane tech homecoming football by Leo Daly. This chant is very spiritual and can basically creat you into god if you get enough people to join you

Person 1: do you know liv Alvarez

Person 2: oh yea I think there was some chant about her at a football game
Person 1: are you referring to the “fuck liv Alvarez chant”
Person 2: yea

by Lane tech dude January 27, 2019

Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

Double throat fuck

The act of taking two beloved items down your throat at the same time.

“ Claudia loves to double throat fuck black cock as much as food.”

by Claudia Loves Cock November 26, 2019

fuck you and die

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

by Headspace April 1, 2019

fuck you, haha

this phrase is the most passive aggressive thing an individual can say. it is meant to be used in a scenario in which the individual speaking wants to inflict an insult without being too harsh.

“dude, did you really just say that about kaylee? you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. i’ll actually murder you, you piece of shit fucking dweeb nigga. i fucking hope your mom dies. fuck you, haha.

by thatjawnfat April 29, 2019