I feel a bubble coming on

I have to fart.

Uh-oh, I feel a bubble coming on....FART! Excuse me!

by blockout February 20, 2021

i-Pellet

Any smart phone or device connected to the internet (that has social media apps and games) used as a means to get your conditioned reward; your digital buzz; your electronic fix.

Let me see on my i-pellet what time it is...ooo!!! look a new e-mail! And new messages!

by Leco August 19, 2018

cancer i munden

When Rasmus has a bad day and his teeth hurts.

"Cancer i munden". "oh Rasmus has a bad day".

by The Dicktonary GOD aka JEPPE September 25, 2017

HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

I

Numbers move…
Years we have done this…
Only you and I will understand…
Bull headed I am…
This you know…

This love I have for YOU!!!
Can’t compete…
My heart dominates….
Many things tell me not to believe…
But here I am typing away…
I know in my heart…
Is YOU!!!!
YOU are my one….

I can’t explain it…
This love I have for you…
Why I don’t stop…
My heart…
Won’t let me…
It screams it is he….

Crazy things I have done…
It is all because….
My heart you have won….
This can not be undone…

So, I wait for the rising sun…
Or when then the day is done…
To spend everyday with YOU!!!!
Everyday through and through….

I love YoU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 1, 2024