mini vanning

Two in the front, five in the back.

Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.

by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

Van high school

The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly

Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school

by Handlemegood November 29, 2018

Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.

He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.

by beucephalus April 1, 2011

vanning it

when someone jorks it in class; named after the original in class jorker

"I'm vanning it!"

by vanningitmaster March 17, 2025

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

Dance on Vans

Vans is a famous shoes brand because of its simple design. You can draw on them, beat them, and they are still there, they might make you look better. Dance on Vans means, you gotta be yourself, do not show off anything. It also means creating art

Ex: Do not show off dude. Dance on Vans
Ex
A: Idk how to mix these colours to look good
B: Just relax and Dance on Vans I know you can do it

by Yung LaFlame September 23, 2019

van

a kid that tries to fit in but we all know no one likes him, he copys this kid named luka and he d rides jack, nico, and anatole. Also he is horrible at basketball.

This kid Van thinks he is cool

by jetpa,papasmurf,papapill,bucky December 19, 2023