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Animal Theory

When a male likes a female who weighs more than 250 pounds
by GucciGotch February 13, 2024
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HAYOSA’S THEORY

HAYOSA’S Theory states that the probability of bagging 5 baddies is to shoot for 10.
Brudda 1: broski, describe your college life!
Brudda 2: HAYOSA’S theory
by C&PM August 3, 2023
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Innova Theory

In the Philippines, it's common to see high-end supercars parked alongside the practical Toyota Innova. This contrast highlights the divide between luxury sports cars, symbols of wealth, and the popular, reliable family van. This unique sight reflects the country's diverse landscape of vehicle ownership, showcasing aspirational lifestyles and everyday practicality.
Nathan: Tignan mo yung lamborghini, ganda
Jose: Bro, mas maganda ng innova
Nathan: So totoo yung Innova Theory
by undeadmemegamer December 24, 2024
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Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
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The Ceren Theory

when you can’t decide if you want an actor *dead or alive* as a family member or someone you want to *redacted* you! 😫 examples include : cary grant or jennifer aniston.

or you just like using this 😏 emoji.
god I think The Ceren Theory has gotten to me!!!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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orange peel theory

"It's the idea that someone cares enough for you to do the most minuscule act of service, although you can do it yourself."

the idea that sometimes we do seemingly small things for others in order to be connected to them.
"i know you can peel this orange on your own but i want to do it for you! just to make it easier! to me it's like another way of communicating love." -orange peel theory
by kk_bandit November 15, 2023
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