Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

Van Milder

TKC produced minivan keyboard.

Did you get a NOS Minivan from Evan?
No, this is Van Milder.
We'll see about that!

by Flipdipchip June 10, 2021

van luigier

a boy who attends Marshall High school in his 3rd year. His well known trait is that he is a pussy. Ranks out each time his group of friends want to do something cool. A fanboy of the beatles thinking that they are the best. A loner, boring, dull, ranker, strange boy who looks at hentai and decideds to masterbathe.

person: hey luigi lets go smoke some weed

luigi: no. i dont want to get in trouble and besides i have to buy ice cream

by Nadir Husein December 21, 2003

Learn van

Slang for school bus

“I’m riding the learn van to school tomorrow.”

by Raymond27 September 22, 2024

Van life

A way to escape people, and enjoy living away from society. Not necessarily in a van, Van Life can be enjoyed out of the boot of a Subaru outback too. Van life requires the liver to forgo the modern creature comforts, reducing life to the important parts: the people and places.

Put simply, it is living for an extended period of time in a car or van in order to camp in nature but remain mobile and a little safer.

Tina just sold her house; she's going full Van Life.

by KZMadsocks October 22, 2024

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024

So young Drake Bell with Vans

Used when comparing one's behavior or apperance to a young Drake Bell with vans.

"Oh my gosh, Laney just dropped her water bottle."
"That's so young Drake Bell with vans."

by saturnundiscovered January 14, 2025