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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

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Liz-Sick

Falsely suffering from an illness or disiese or feeling unwell. "Liz is sick again, surprise!"

Liz-sick definition: Lizsick is Falsely suffering from an illness or disiese or feeling unwell. "Liz is sick again, surprise!"

Manager "A, B and Liz here is your work for today!"

A "yep

B 'nods head in agreement'
Liz " oh, how terribly 'Lizsick' I feel"

Lizsick- to act as if feeling unwell.

by JEFF96 May 13, 2015

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