dumb as a lemon

Someone or something is very dumb by comparing them to a lemon.

Donald Trump has called Don Lemon the "dumbest man on television." He is dumb as a lemon!

by OnlySmiles March 17, 2024

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lemon

they are sour little bitches and even a dog has taste buds .3.

i hate lemons not the thing in general but the fucking taste of it

by lemonsarefuckingsouroop October 21, 2019

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Jacks lemon

The finest of loud pack born to make you horny and give you the best time of your life

Jacks lemons rules the world

by Jlemz January 8, 2024

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Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

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Lemon Zinger

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022

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