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Rule 28

Person 1: damn i really like this girl again. She got me attached again.
Person 2: Remember Rule 28! Never trust a Bitch
by Sqitschie January 31, 2023
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Rule 34

Rule 34 Website full of tons of porn my little pony has alot of porn and furry rule 34
by Mlpfan3 February 1, 2023
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rule 174

anybody that insults fizzy will automatically be sentenced to life as a roommate of a furry. you will be punished for your poor choice of actions. there is no way out and you will never be able to ignore them. they will always be pouncing on you and trying to roleplay. You can't hit them or another will be added to the room.
"die bruh nobody loves you stfu fizzy" -lil bro
*teleports*

"wtf" -lil bro
"hai uwuuu *snuggles you* teehee uwuwuwu" -new roommate
"HELP PLEASE HELP HELP PLEASE" -lil bro
"sowwy, because you bwoke rule rule 174 you are with me forever uwu" -furry
by Fizzla <3 February 15, 2023
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Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.
~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
by Liferules420 July 14, 2023
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Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.
Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?
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the aquarius rule

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.
the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up
by yourstepsis'ssidecvhick August 29, 2023
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Quid Rules

Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:

1. 1 is half two

2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)

9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)

3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2

Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"

4. Addition is up

5. Subtraction is down

6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction

7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5

7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"

8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4

9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals

10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 10, 2023
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