Alexis Luke

Alexis Luke is someone (especially a man) who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous.

Alexis Luke is so handsome

by LukasMorphy June 10, 2021

Saint lukes

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.

Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student

by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021

Luke Speiza

Origin :Italy A Maths Teacher that looks like a ballerina

Luke Speiza is sp

by Eshay Nathan P June 10, 2019

Luke

Someone that sounds fun to be around until you’re actually around him. Drops/knocks over anything in reaching distance. He is your best friend but you will question the friendship after he spills something again. Gets girls but has absolutely no game.

Friend 1: I hung out with Luke last night.
Friend 2: how long did it take you to clean up

by ILoveBBW February 26, 2024

Luke

That one kid who uses smh too much.

Wow Luke needs to learn English

by Bingbongboii October 24, 2019

Luke

Luke is the most

luke is sweet

by babiesarewejrd October 22, 2022

luke

an absolute bitch likes to play with balls he really loves balls emphasis on balls obsessed with his muscles and balls.

“did you see those balls?”
“that would make luke feel some type of way”

by cadey11111 September 28, 2021