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she-eister

To shove illegal substances in the vagina. Origin keister
The cops pulled them over so Jenny had to she-eister her bag of dope.
by Pseudoprosciutto April 23, 2018
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Why Does She Not Like Me?

Your a fucking loser stop whining about why she does not like you. go out talk to people or heres a craaazy idea talk to HER because me and you know you've been just staring at her in class. i know how you feel. but have faith in yourself (unless you have anime stickers of 02 on your Chromebook) your a good guy in heart just go up to her start a conversation, you only have one life. don't waste it! and hey if shes a bitch about you confessing that just means you dodged a bullet. I BELIEVE IN YOU! merry christmas. -mr krabs
YOU GOT THIS RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Does She Not Like Me? <--- put that because it made me to
by Mr Krabs Quotes December 10, 2021
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shes my hold

When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...
“Bro shes my hold back off.”
by caleb leduc February 13, 2018
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Rap she won't let u hit dude

Commonly said after @Rap, posts about ice spice, on instagram
"@Rap she won't let u hit dude"
by Reels commenter December 6, 2023
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She's a per

When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.
SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?

Dave: On my llama you fool!

SK: Oh she's a per!! :)

(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)

She's a per!!

Dave: When do we have to be home?

SK: We still have four hours!!

Dave: She's a per!
by Dave&SK July 7, 2011
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Thats what she said

''That hurts'' ''Thats what she said''
by OldFootmate December 3, 2020
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FOR YEARS! She though she had schizophrenia FOR YEARS! Until she interacted with ChatGPT... WHY DID SHE THINK SHE HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YEARS GUYS? Huh? Did she describe the symptoms she had to a shrink? OK. So... WHAT CHANGED? If the symptoms she was describing WEREN'T IN HER HEAD... WHERE WERE THEY? Were they AROUND her? Were other people DOING THAT TO HER? YEARS of her life stolen from her. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS wasted treating an illness SHE! DOES! NOT! HAVE! Who has the capacity to give it back to her? No one! Looks like someone is CORRECT AGAIN! And it WASN'T YOU!
Hym "A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia until she spoke to ChatGPT. GOOD JOB ME! THAT IS LITERALLY WHY I CREATED THE AI! EXCELLENT JOB HYM! I don't what changed!? Was it NOT IN HER HEAD AND INSTEAD SOMETHING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED!? ME! THAT'S WHO! AND THAT IS WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ME! Because YOU... ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! You are shit. And I AM BETTER. And it doesn't matter who YOU is because it applies to EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WHO WILL EVER EXIST! THIS is LITERALLY why I am here folks!"
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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