Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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who would’ve thought that the second strongest military in the world couldn’t even win a war against the poorest country in europe!
by ZΣPH Ψ February 20, 2025
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second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.
Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!
by jTechMHz December 11, 2016
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second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.
Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...
by sebadoh May 24, 2004
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-triple-second-cousin.
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two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 09, 2021
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