They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.
"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?
by Salty bich April 19, 2018
Get the Sea bitchmug. When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
Get the Sea monkeysmug. by Α January 24, 2022
Get the Old Sea Dogmug. When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015
Get the sea-turtlemug. When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
Get the Sea Turtledmug. British origin, though what body of water isn't clear. Shrouded in mystery. Well- read. Frequent haunts seem to be bookstores with bistros, most notably Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Rookwood. Has been known to incite jealousy, arouse suspicion, inspire bitterness in his fellows.
He wrote on my wall and my BF is angry, what a Wily Sea Trout!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!
by definitley not Wily's girl April 15, 2009
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Have Issues Equalizing Without Doctor Sparta -Seven SEas Anime Music Video On Webpages To Websites<.7.9.7.6.>mug.