Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, my Word was accepted even if the account creation was at the end ? Do i receive a mail ?
by PacoAdams November 23, 2021
When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
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