Line used a lot by celebrities and members. Of the divadom to assert themselves when in public. Reese witherspoon used this line a few years ago when she was picked
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges
Do you know who I am? The angry business man yelled at the poor hapless gate agent at the airline departure gate the female agent not missing a beat keyed. Her mic and said:"ladies and gentlemen there's a man here at the gate who has no idea who he is! Can anyone come forward and claim same?"
by 4realazitgits April 04, 2021
An exclaimation and the famous punchline of a 1998 story that originated when a large African American woman trying to steal a 15 lb Kretschmar Baked Ham from the long-closed Foodland supermarket on Jefferson Avenue in St. Louis MO's Lafayette Square neighborhood by putting it between her legs under a housedress and trying to shimmy up towards the exit with it failed miserably.
This story was first told in St. Louis, MO and at the University of Missouri at Columbia by a witness to the event. A witness also had ties to Ohio, Pennsylvania, NYC, and Arizona where similar variations of this story have since surfaced and several people claim this story to be theirs.
To clarify, some vesrions of this story have been told using a turkey and some have used a rump roast.
Other outcomes to this story have been "Who frew da' ham!?" as told by a late oratory plagerist in NYC and "Who put that turkey up my skirt!?" by some lying skank at a bar in St. Louis, MO.
A cousin to this story set at the Jack In The Box restarant on Olive Street in Unversity City, MO where a woman yelled at the Manager and telling her "Just because you a BIG GUUUURL you ain't gotta be mad at the world... because shit, bitch, it looks like you ain't neva' been pushed back from the table" is unrelated but has been told in tandem.
Don't be fooled folks... see the REAL story in the example below...
This story was first told in St. Louis, MO and at the University of Missouri at Columbia by a witness to the event. A witness also had ties to Ohio, Pennsylvania, NYC, and Arizona where similar variations of this story have since surfaced and several people claim this story to be theirs.
To clarify, some vesrions of this story have been told using a turkey and some have used a rump roast.
Other outcomes to this story have been "Who frew da' ham!?" as told by a late oratory plagerist in NYC and "Who put that turkey up my skirt!?" by some lying skank at a bar in St. Louis, MO.
A cousin to this story set at the Jack In The Box restarant on Olive Street in Unversity City, MO where a woman yelled at the Manager and telling her "Just because you a BIG GUUUURL you ain't gotta be mad at the world... because shit, bitch, it looks like you ain't neva' been pushed back from the table" is unrelated but has been told in tandem.
Don't be fooled folks... see the REAL story in the example below...
A woman is waddling up the frozen food aisle shuffling her feet and pushing a filled grocery cart. As she nears the checkout lanes, a 15 lb Kretschmarr Baked Ham falls out from under her dress where she had been trying to hold it between her legs. When bystanders all look in amazement the woman realizes she is caught and exclaims, "HEY! Who frew dat ham at me!?"
by I want a royalty if you are telling my story! November 22, 2006
by Dharya9 December 03, 2003
People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.
If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.
Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."
If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.
Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."
Example A:
"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."
This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.
Example B:
"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."
This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.
People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.
"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."
This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.
Example B:
"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."
This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.
People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.
by Paradox665 January 09, 2009
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