a guy who embarrasses himself all the time but he at least has a huge dick so it makes up for the embarrassment he does by existing
by someguyudontneedtoknow September 5, 2023

An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.
by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

Top tier glazer. Every time he opens his mouth, you know he's boutta dickride the most out of pocket shit. Even if that person is completely retarded he will still dickride them to death. Once he gets his mark, he doesn't stop, that's not to say though he won't glaze multiple people, he only focuses on one dick at a time.
Person A: Person B, that's completely out of pocket, that literally makes no sense.
Oliver: WHAT?!?!?!? Thats' not true, that statement makes perfect sense, Person A, you have to be stupid!!! Person B is always right what are you talking about??!?! In fact, let me get on my knees person B, you clearly need your stress relieved after such a wild accusation!!!!
Person A: Always the damn Olivers
Oliver: WHAT?!?!?!? Thats' not true, that statement makes perfect sense, Person A, you have to be stupid!!! Person B is always right what are you talking about??!?! In fact, let me get on my knees person B, you clearly need your stress relieved after such a wild accusation!!!!
Person A: Always the damn Olivers
by itsyourboy28987 June 18, 2024

Someone who is like really cool and has a very large penis and everyone likes and thinks is like really cool and hot and stuff.
by Someone who is not Oliver Niem November 21, 2021

An Oliver is the most caring kind of person you'll ever meet. Sometimes he doesn't want to show, but he really cares about stuff. He's intelligent and extremely logically thinking. An Oliver could win every discussion about politics/society/science with his enormous broad knowledge, but he'd rather let people talk and get them to realize their wrong conclusions themselves by asking critical questions.
You can always rely on Oliver and giggle about his silly jokes.
You can always rely on Oliver and giggle about his silly jokes.
by IncredibleLaiz November 23, 2021
