October 27

"Kick someone named Daniel in the shin" day

Someone: Hey Daniel?
Daniel: Yes?
Someone: Its October 27!
Daniel: Oh no

by czarcasm October 27, 2020

No oral October

Couples shouldn’t engage in Oral sex in any form.

Ohh lick my pussy baby! I can’t it’s no oral October

by Somalian Horse October 1, 2020

October 30th

Commonly referred to as ‘Mischief Night’; a day for pulling pranks on unsuspecting neighbors.

It is also believed that if your birthday is today you are an anime ninja.

Better get some TP for October 30TH!

by GreasySeth October 29, 2019

October 24th

Drake's Birthday, National Bologna Day, and United Nations Day, but all of those are boring cuz today marks 1 week before Spookoween.

Person 1: Hey man, today is October 24th.
Person 2: Hell yeah, 1 week before Spookoween! Time to get spooky!

by Hydrata October 24, 2019

october 20

International Kick-A-DieHard-Beatles-Fan Day

“Damn, I heard October 20th is tomorrow.”
“Oh shit, can’t wait to kick some diehard beatles fans!”

by spangeboobbitchass October 19, 2019

October 21st

On October 21 you can go around banging all of the vsco girls hydroflasks while saying, “And I oop, sksksks”

On October 21st all of the vsco girls died.

by Hehehheheheheheh October 19, 2019

October 22

Today is national nut day. Be prepared for anything but related. Remember that but can mean a lot of things.

Example: Someone could throw nuts at you, you could be eating nuts (that can be taken many different ways) October 22 is national nut day! Have fun!

by Skatingnarwall October 21, 2019