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ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
by Pnon2 January 27, 2010
mugGet the ur knob got slobbedmug.

hold what ya got

stop whatever you are doing. Slow down or shut up
If someone is saying something they shouldnt be saying tell them, hold what ya got. You doin to much
by Jecjaymes November 6, 2007
mugGet the hold what ya gotmug.

got fucked in the Drive-THRU

When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU.

An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU.

Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU.
Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?
Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU!
Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU!

Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks.
Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU!
by DIRTY BIRD WORD February 11, 2010
mugGet the got fucked in the Drive-THRUmug.

Shit just got Intense

When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015
mugGet the Shit just got Intensemug.

you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.
person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.
by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004
mugGet the you've got 2 optionsmug.

Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.
Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

.................................

...................................

Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.
by Oreo cream September 22, 2009
mugGet the Cat Got Your Fingersmug.

you got served

when a superior bowler challenges a country bumpkin to a bowl-off, "he's been served."
and of course, it will then be "on".
Patio challenges Ty to a Bowling Match and says, "dude, you got served."
to which Ty responds, "NOW it's ON!"
by PATopia October 8, 2005
mugGet the you got servedmug.

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