white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023

Road knuckle

The act of fingering a woman whilst travelling, either by land, sea or air.

Ryan was handing out a serious serving of road knuckle to his cousin on the family road trip to Disney land.

by Constant Hat December 6, 2023

The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022

itchy knuckles

a term used by usually combat sport athletes, meaning wanting a fight

damn bro I’m getting itchy knuckles I needa get in the octagon

by intellectualmma December 6, 2022

cock knuckle

When you are knuckle deep in your own asshole and then you lick it then shove it u yo bitches nose hole.

"Dude yesterday she didn't want to do anal so I hit her with the cock knuckle."

"Me next?"

by Joenigger December 16, 2022