Stiven theory

Shot man with opinionated historical theory and teachings

Stiven theory:
The Cold War was a Stupid misunderstanding

by Fffffffffffffffr December 8, 2023

The Axon Theory

The Axon Theory is kind of the video game versions of Jupming the Shark and Nuking the Fridge, it means that a Video Game series that has gone into major crappy meltdown.

Mortal Kombat Armageddon was the lameest 7th sequel to hit the video game shelves because of the lame fataitlies they have < so I considered this as a part of "The Axon Theory". I also name this word after one of the hoverboards in "Unreal Tournament 3".

by MikeKal August 27, 2009

the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.

Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more

by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023

l theory

The L theory is a theory created stating that anyone who’s name starts with an L is a cutie

Guy 1: Was yo girls name Lily?
Guy 2: Yes sir.
Guy 1: Damn she definitely follow the L theory

by JakeS 69 September 15, 2021

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Pack Theory

Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.

Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.

by SudsNDuds July 4, 2017

Hangover theory

If somebody is more hungover than you, you don't seem to feel nearly as bad. Applies to other circumstances too, like if you are watching a scary movie and somebody is finding it scarier than you, you are naturally not as scared and can sometimes even enjoy the moment when your mate craps their pants! Universally applied to many situations. Has a good humorous outcome normally :)

The next day Jake was vomiting, while I felt like crap, on his fifth vomit I realized that I was in a far better place phycologically than Jake.
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules

by Burcules January 23, 2015