can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

El Paso trash can

Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.

"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg

by Dustylarry January 09, 2018

can you be my friend?

Yes

You:can you be my friend?

Me the person writing this:yes

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG November 01, 2020

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2018

we we can of beans

IT IS THE MAGICAL WORDS BIATCH

WE WE CAN OF BEANS BIATCH

by P3NGUING0D November 03, 2017

soda can ass bitch

A bitch that you throw a soda can at

Mark got a soda can thrown at him he’s a soda can ass bitch

by Jaggy the baggy April 28, 2022

Slytherin so I can

Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.

1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!

1: Slytherin so I can

2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*

Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?

1: Slytherin so I can

by Poopdoctor December 10, 2014