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Canadian Pacific 

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!

Canadian Pancake

Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.
After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.

Canadian Myst 

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.
She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.
Canadian Myst by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Canadian Empire 

Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
Canadian Empire by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021

Canadian powerhouse 

When you grind Denim on denim.. cause that’s mad static yo
Yo me and my girl Canadian powerhoused till my dick was raw.

Canadian Clam Chowder 

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.
We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.