National Function Day

August 9th

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day

by matthewgreim August 8, 2021

Mayflower National Guard

Strong army wow grape

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape

by Larry_Galaxy_Straton_Medvedeva November 18, 2020

national nicotine day

national nicotine day august 27th
the day to smoke the most nicotine

“hey bro can you buy me juul pods national nicotine day “
“hey bro make sure your juul is on green for national nicotine day”

by juuler April 20, 2019

National Horny Month

May is National Horny Month. During this time anyone can ask anyone for sexual content such as nudes or other actions. It's basically national horny day but for a month.

Hey dog is it National Horny Month yet? I'm trynna get some free onlyfans nudes lmao

by infamousnavi April 16, 2020

National blowjob day

December first every girl must give there boyfriend head

Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day

by Jimbo3574 October 25, 2019

National Dababy Day

National Dababy day is the same day when Dababy was first born and ready to say “less gooO”

Joe: yo,did you know that today is National Dababy Day?
Greg: Really?!
Joe: Yeah!
Greg: Less gooO

by Smiley7383 April 19, 2021

National Gay Day

November 24th is national gay day if you say no homo even once joe Biden will eat your first born alive, don’t worry about having socks on when you cuddle with the homies, whatever you do on November 24th Isn’t gay. But if you’re born on November 24th you’re just gay

National gay day

Innocent child: NO JAMES STOP

James: it’s November 24th it’s fine

Innocent child: oh go ahead

by HairyCheeseBalls November 3, 2019