Still a straight up Overwatch loving nerd, except he no longer plays his PS4 as much and has converted to PC Gaming. 77 Inches may have been a slight exaggeration, though his cyok is a solidly healthy size and his bitches are increasing. Caught him chatting up some "kinky" (Dan's words) gal, which has made me very proud; Well done my brother. Still blonde with blue eyes but so far he has not stabbed me in the back and we maintain a strong relationship. Since last time he has said 1 more swear word (Knob I think?) and his grades are still "Peng". His height has increase to approximately 5'7 or so and he is easily able to knock any fool out with his dojo moves. Wham eyebrows as always...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
Get the Joe Van Falier 2.0mug. by Shitty Leah November 27, 2019
Get the White,van,daymug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
Get the Barones Siempre Van Hacembre Baronesmug. The most amazing human being at heart and physically, she is sometimes a little distracted and that's because she is probably thinking about you, she is very determined and will work day and night to achieve her goal. With her god-like hair and violet meek voice, she is talented in every field, from sports to dance to music to singing to everything else. (even in academics). Even though the van isn't her real name and it is just short for 'Vanshika' she is just unexplainably amazing. She might seem shy when you get to know her she is the life of the party. She is impeccably friendly, but she gets hurt by a lot of her so-called "Friends" (I call them devils, but she hates it because she has no bad bone in her body so she will murder me) she doesn't lose hope in them and friendship and keeps fighting. She upholds many expectations and is an overachiever, even though she may not agree to any of this it is true. She does not have any bad habits and doesn't even curse and doesn't let her friends do it either and is an angel from heaven. Her original name 'Vanshika' means the Hindu god Krishna's Flute according to Hindu Mythology. She is born on 28th July and is a Leo.
Van is an angel
by Gamergirl227 December 20, 2020
Get the Vanmug. by Monsterlicious January 8, 2018
Get the van doornmug. shes a cool lass and she has an awesome sense of clothing and her vintage clothing is on fleek, she has good brows and is highly renouned for her artistic power. she she caring and still knows how to keep a conversation going, over all 10/10
by IDEK RAH August 31, 2017
Get the georgina van selmmug. by Caitlin__newell April 17, 2019
Get the Van boymug.