A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020
Get the Turd Burglar mug.Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013
Get the turd scrambler mug.Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!
by JYO42 November 9, 2015
Get the turd snot mug.When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017
Get the turd spanker mug."dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
Get the Turd burglar mug.When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014
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